Presenting, Darth Vader. hssssssssh hsssssssssh
Bio : Originally Anakin Skywalker who fell prey to the wrong (read Dark) side of the Force. And later repented, but that is besides the point.
Weapons : Lightsaber. Custom form V specialist. make : Sith.
Finishing moves : Force choke or Ripping off some body part with lightsaber, generally the head.
Strengths : highly trained Jedi knight, therefore gifted with extraordinary agility and intuition. Sith armour hand crafted by Sith workmen, is near impregnable. Unison with The Force.
Weakness : vulnerable to anything and everything once his respiratory mask his taken off.
Presenting, Lord Voldemort.
Bio : Originally Tom Marvolo Riddle. Greatest dark wizard of all time.
Weapons : Wand. 13½” (34.29cm) yew wood, with a phoenix feather core. Make : Ollivander’s
Finishing moves : Avada Kedavra, the killing curse.
Strengths : greatest dark wizard of all time. Well versed in all possible enchantments, spells. Mastery over non-verbal spells. Flight.
Weakness : no armour as such.
So now imagine. A ring. The sort they have in WWE. And in that. Darth Vader with his lightsaber. And Lord Voldemort with his wand.
TING TING TING
Lord Volemort’s snake like eyes stare intently at Lord Vader. He breathes back in return. All is well. Vader’s steady and deep breathing … the only sound in the silent arena.
And suddenly Voldemort lashes out. “AVADA KEDAVRA”
A jet of green light shoots out of the end of his wand … but Alas! All it takes is a well timed twirl of his lightsaber, and the green jet deflects harmlessly off Vader’s red blade.
Vader’s still breathing. Deep. Silent. Voldemort is … no not furious. Rather he’s perplexed. Was the Darth Vader mentioned in Sybill Trelawney’s prophecy too? It made no sense. Or was the Darth Vader Harry Potter himself. His slit-like nostrils flared in ambiguity. OK, he had to get stuff clarified.
“Look. Dude …”
“Silence. If you wish to address me, it shall be Lord Vader.”
“Screw you, Vader. Listen …”
Vader is taken aback. No one ever hasever dared to address him by anything except “Lord Vader” leave aside “Dude”. Voldemort wouldn’t be a Dopy-ite, or would he?
Voldemort goes on “Yeah so as I was saying. Are YOU the Chosen One too?”
Vader scratches his respirator. “Erm, Well. What IS a Chosen One? I was the one Obi Wan Kenobi chose to duel against, if that’s what you mean.”
“Ahh lite then.”
There, Voldemort was definitely BITSian. No doubt about it. But still better be sure.
“Are you BITSian?” he asks, uncertainly.
“Lol. No. Am not.” Voldemort gives his iconic maniacal and sinister laughter. “Just that, a lot of my fans are BITSians. The acad pressure is too much there I’ve heard, so they choose the Dark side.”
“You mean, they choose the Dark Side of the Force?” Vader is now excited. Had it not been for the mask, he would probably have been visibly excited too.
“Force?” Voldemort asks, “What Force?”
Vader is incredulous. Inside his mask, his mouth opens wide. “You mean, you don’t know what The Force is?”
“Oh, I get it. The thing in Star Wars comics kya? My fans like them too. 🙂 ” Volemort’s lips curl into a ghostly smile.
Vader breathes on. “Hmph”
A diversion here. Here a few pics depicting Darth Vader during his mood swings.
Darth Vader breathing. |
Darth Vader taken aback. |
Darth Vader visibly excited |
Darth Vader mouth opened wide. |
Coming back to the encounter.
A few moments of silence. Then Voldemort shouts. “RUN!!!!” Vader follows without a second thought.
Yes you guessed it right.